girlmeetssherlock:

mischief7manager:

#on a scale from one to ten #how much of a ridiculous crush did i have on cary elwes as a child #if you answered anything less that seven hundred million thousand #you are incorrect

Relatable…

thewaywardfox:

protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”

inseptica:

shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all

somewhereinthefog:

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

Is that John Green?

catchlou:

for every single person that reblogs this, i will personally creep your blog and leave 1 word that i feel describes you

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

disparateyouth:

bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk

pignite:

*unzips pants*

it’s

moriarty:

rumbleroars:

starfleetgrad:

haaheien:

raggedydean:

sherlockcrashedthetardis:

IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING

someone please reverse this gif

here you go

Please Please Please PLEASE
someone photoshop pizza flying into his mouth

girl i gotchu

the-girlwhowasonfire:

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

url-goes-here:

have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”

the-littlest-elsen:

I JUST REALIZED!! Accidental Kevin Cosplay! #kevin #kevedd

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac